Monday, August 31, 2009

Oak

My fingernails are now a most attractive shade of oak, as I've been restoring the lustre f the Most Comfortable Chair in the World, which is rickety and made out of the Cheapest Wood in the World, but which had audibly thanked me for paying it a bit of attention.
I'm thinking of taking my hands to the Antique Roadshow to get them valued.

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