Saturday, February 07, 2026

New Women's Songbook, Hythe

It was stottin' doon with rain on the motorway down to the south-east coast. I'd had food poisoning the day before thanks (we think) to dodgy burritos, and was still a little woozy, but the drive down was actually fine.

After taking a risk with some fantastic chips from Torbay fish'n'chip shop, we wandered back to the venue,upstairs at Remedies, where Lorraine Lucas, who has organised the entire Folkestone Songwriting Festival, kicked off the night with two songs, one by Lucinda Williams and one of her own compositions. She is a fantastic host ,and the evening picked up on her bonhomie from the start.

Catherine Hiesiger was the first songwriter to play. Her songs examine setbacks in her life, disappointments and difficulties which she articulates with intensity and skilful melodies and guitar picking. I'd been chatting to a chap earlier on who had been describing his difficulties in finding the chords to underpin the meaning of his lyrics, and I suppose that particularly alerted my senses to hwo well that works with Catherine's songs. Luckily she has fallen in love and she sang a very beautiful tribute to her wife Jo, who was sitting in the audience.

She'd also sung songs about her family, so it felt natural to begin my set with Three Maple Men, my tribute to my Gran who gives me strength still. I'd chosen a set that I would enjoy playing completely solo- and also one that reflected the fact that this was a night that celebrated women songwriters. So I played The Song of the Unsung Heroine; it also felt like the sort of night that people would join in with At The Bathing Pond, and join in they did, harmonies and all. I finished with Women of the World, and people joined in with that one as well.

Isobel Kimberley completed the bill, her deep voice filling the room with songs of sex and death, although her song about her father, written for her mother to fill the gap, was much broader lyrically than that. Isobel uses a small South Asian bellow-organ that provides a drone for a lot of her songs, and also has a looper which she uses sparingly to create delicate guitar harmonies for her picking. Altogether, she has a unique sound.

It was a pleasure to be part of a night where the audience concentrated intently on the lyrics. Lyrics are so precise and unique to the person writing them, and when they are really listened to it makes a song writer feel that they are communicating properly with people. That was a really important part of the evening. There was no background talking, and a member of the audience even made sure the door didn't slam when people entered and left the room. Now that's next-level respect.

It was also a real laugh to talk to Lorraine, who also comes from a big family. We swapped tales of horrendous holidays in Scotland in the rain, and midge-clouds with chaos of children and pecking-orders, and all that comes from lifelong stereotyping in family positions. Ha!

The journey back was just as rainy. Why doesn't my car look clean? Well, motorways are bloody dirty, that's why. But it was well worth the journey. I'm re-living the night in my head: it was one of those special sorts of nights.

Friday, February 06, 2026

Tonight in Hythe (Kent)


 

HMS Pinafore at The Coliseum

This was a Christmas outing, shunted on to February because I tried too late to book tickets. 

Mid-week, rainy (oh so rainy), dark and gloomy outside! The Coliseum, home of the English National Opera, was bustling with throngs of people. We took our places, centre of the circle, fielding the grumpy people at the end of the row who didn't think they should have to stand up to let people slip past to their seats beyond them. Gloomheads!

The sound of an orchestra tuning up is a lovely sound; even that along makes a night out seeing live music productions really special. The delicate, miniature sounds of the violins, the assertive parp of the bassoon, the trill of the clarinet (yes! it still plays). The audience rustles.

The performance begins with a skit between Mel Giedroyc, who pops up at intervals within the production, and John Savournin, the multitalented Captain of the Pinafore. The tone is set: this is going to be carry on up the G&S. 

Parodying a parody? Will we like it? You bet we will! 

As soon as the curtain rises, we are blasted with joyful colour. The jolly crew are immaculately dressed in blue and white stripes and from the first sung note, you realise that this is going to be a fabulous production. The quality of the singing was something else; God only know how many rehearsals it took to get the harmonies and diction so crisp and crunchy. It was absolutely faultless, and so was the very camp but tight choreography. There were nods to Busby Berkley (even a bit of tap), and again this was flawlessly executed. Special mention to Henna Mun for an absolutely gorgeous voice, as clear as a bell. She was so sweet that even I fell in love with her, and I'm as straight as a die. 

The costumes were lovely: when the sisters, cousins and aunts appeared, the stage was crammed with gigantic crinolines in every imaginable colour. Raining outside? Pah! We were immersed in every colour of the rainbow and more; the choreography took full advantage of the mechanics of the dresses, which revolved and swung in perfect time with the score.

My criticism? At times there were so many visual gags you missed stuff. But this was counterbalanced by so many things: waiting till three quarters of the way through the production to realise that what's known as the 'Jonathan Ross R', a trope used by the Admiwal, was a set up for the 'high ranking' gag that had the audience in fits of laughter. Other moments of genius included the scenery that carried on revolving and necessitated a song being sung twice as the Captain, the Admiwal and Josephine negotiated the stairs up to the poop deck (fnurr, fnurr) and back down again, twice. Another was Rafe setting the Admiwal's song to music: they muttered in a huddle for a moment, said 'Got it', then took the scrap of paper over to the orchestra pit; the musicians scrabbled for a moment, said 'Got it', and then carried on with the song.

Stars of the show were the chorus, whose whole performance was perfectly pitched and detailed. They didn't miss a beat, didn't get distracted, and gave it all 100%. The audience can see when performers are going through the motions, and a surreal operetta like this works particularly well when it's performed for real, which this definitely was. We were completely drawn into their world of remarkably pertinent nonsense. It completely transformed our slightly miserable February moods, and we went home with rosy cheeks and warm hearts. Brilliant.


Tuesday, February 03, 2026

Bob Dylan: Subterranean Homesick Blues

This is for a combined exhibition and gig I'll be having in Valencia in April. The drawings will be a combination of famous and not-so-famous musicians.



Waiting In For A Delivery

I'm doing something called 'waiting in for a delivery'. I don't normally do this, because I rarely buy anything that I can't take home easily.

I've been waiting in for the delivery for almost two weeks now. 

I 'bought' a TV from John Lewis the trusted retailer which never turned up, despite me 'waiting in for the delivery', so I had to get a refund. I shopped at Curry's instead, and paid extra for 'next day delivery'. It didn't arrive, and I got a perky text to say it would be delivered the next day, when I wouldn't be in. So I rescheduled it to yesterday; it was confirmed. Did it arrive yesterday? 

Ha ha! Don't be silly!

It's supposed to be arriving today. I have printed out all the order details, because tomorrow I'm going to go into a branch of Currys and be annoying. Their telephone 'helpline' illegally says that you have to sort out a delivery problem yourself. Martin Lewis says you don't. Watch out tomorrow, Currys!

Meanwhile, I've had a bit of fun getting the Twitter chatbots of both Currys and John Lewis to talk to each other. I think romance is afoot. As for the delivery companies, they are far too savvy to allow people to contact them via social media!

I know I have written possibly the most boring post ever. But just imagine how I feel!

Postscript: after checking the DPD website and seeing the progress of the delivery actually was going backwards, I went into central London, and snarled at the manager of one of the Currys shops there. I phoned and cancelled the order while in the shop. Some poor chap was also trying to return something and he got fobbed off; unfortunately he has no mobile phone so couldn't cancel his order. Interestingly, the shop manager got into a verbal tangle, and more or less told me outright that people shouldn't order stuff online! So there you go.

Monday, February 02, 2026

Tuesday, January 27, 2026

Man with Piccolo Trumpet

 


Folkestone Songwriting Festival Friday 6th February

Tickets here: https://wegottickets.com/event/686497



Weekend

On Saturday I made a quite a spontaneous trip to York to see Mick, June, Laura and Danny. It was a lovely cold, sunny day, but York was on the cusp of being flooded after having had a very rainy January.

We sat in the basement room of Betty's surrounded by wood panelling, drinking tea and eating fabulously cooked food. We had a lot of catching up to do, as always, and by the time I left we were all smiling and very glad we'd seen each other.

Sunday, I headed down to the Betsey Trotwood for the celebration of my brother James McCallum's life. I know we have to have funerals: they are an essential ritual that marks the end of a life. But the memories of the person haven't gone away, and I just thought that the legacy of sadness, that exhausting energy, should be diverted into something more positive, a musical get-together because James really did love a party! His son Alex's band Gillterwound had agreed to play, and Alex's guitar duo, Ephraim Maaler. 

It was a task for the resident sound engineer, Joao, to set up Glitterwound, who are a seven-piece of multi-instrumentalists. 'Don't worry, they are a bit scared of me', I whispered to him. The day before they'd had a band in who had spent their sound check time rehearsing, and I think it had been a bit of a trial. Actually, Glitterwound's sound check was all done and dusted reasonably quickly. 'Stop chatting everyone', said Raz the bar owner. Paul and me also had a quick check before people started showing up. We were playing Freight Train with Alex guesting on trumpet, and Femme Fatale.

I'd had to rely partly on word-of-mouth that people would remember to come, even though Offsprog One had made a fabulous invitation. There was a brilliant turnout, with lots of people from the Camberwell days (Litza, Nat, Mark), Brighton (Pete Chrisp, Glen and Eric, and Claire), Mike from London days, Valerie, and loads of relatives. Cousin Pete came down from Northampton and absolutely roared through Donald Where's Yer Troosers wearing one of the hats that Paul had supplied (the red tartan ones with inbuilt ginger wig) as the whole pub got it completely wrong. It's one of those songs that's designed for getting wrong, isn't it?

When the band did a cover of James's song Nutty the Squirrel, emotion completely overcame me. He would have loved his party; he was a very loved man, and I'm glad we could get together and feel that again.

In the evening I went over the The Spice of Life for the Country Soul Sessions Robert Burns night. It was an early start, with poetry, haggis, neeps and tatties. NB Herd started the musical side of things with his strong, folk-influenced music: a band in a man. In between the music, there were readings from Rabbie and even a William McGonegall poem, a three-line wit. I'd learned Charlie is My Darling, a favourite from schooldays, and was delighted that people automatically joined in the chorus. I also sang Cailin Morun Sa a cappella and some of my own songs too. I love these nights that Drew and Alex put on. But I was so emotionally worn out by James's party that I had to leave early and was sad to miss Emma Scarr's set. I also left my hat behind, but they found it.



I've been battling against AI auto-correcting this posting. I've had to keep correcting it. Isn't that ironic? It wants to interfere and re-spell words that it doesn't know, in order to pull them into it's familiar territory, and it's been making me write nonsense. It's bad enough being dyslexic without all that going on! The computer thinks it knows best. How long before we abandon computers and just go back to pens and paper again?


Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Piper and Son, Rothesay, Bute


 

Burns Night, Country Soul Sessions

Never celebrated Burns Night before? It's never too late to start! Loads of music and poetry from bands who really know how to make an evening convivial! I'm learning my Burns song right now, and will also sing 'Cailin Morun Sa' A Capella

P.S. if you are coming to the afternoon to celebrate James's life, this is a separate thing to that- I'm doing both!

Tickets here:

wegottickets.com/event/685637

Monday, January 19, 2026

Profanity Embroidery Group Jan Lewis Memorial Award

I have received a f*cking award for my embroidery! It will be at The Fishlab Gallery alongside work by the group members, from the 11th to the 16th February