Wednesday, May 13, 2026

More Pruning of Words, and Self-Doubt Sets In

After another hour, I've managed to get the article down to less than 6000 words, which feels like a miracle. Tomorrow after a read-through I'll send it to the editor to see what she thinks: it's cross-referencing within a written piece that can catch you out. Me out. You know what I mean. 

Meanwhile, I've reached the self-doubt stage of recording. Everything is very rough and I have to decide how smoove to make it. I've not been caring what people might think and now I realise that you have to, otherwise people won't listen. It's the musician's nightmare, to release music to an audience with their hands over their ears!

Anyway I have to drop off my little clay horsy now. I hope to get some better guitar parts down over the next couple of days and one of the things that will help that is re-stringing my guitar. Ouch.


Tuesday, May 12, 2026

Man Directs Traffic, Rothesay Ferry

 


A Tidy Mess

I spent much of this morning working on editing the academic article that needs to be converted from a (more than) 8000-word previously published academic journal submission, into a 5000-word book chapter. I've managed to get it down to just over 6000 words, using a complete slash and burn mentality. I think if I can lose another 500 words from the main thing, editing down the bibliography with its leaner list of sources should bring me into a reasonable word limit. It's definitely a morning-brain activity and has taken a surprisingly long time. I've given up being grumpy about not being paid and it being too late to affect my CV and have just got into the craft of it all, which was perhaps inevitable.

Dispiritedly, I sat down at the computer and started to work on my album. But I managed to finish a song that I started the other day and quite unbelievably, write and record a whole other one. They are so rough around the edges, and one of them probably needs to be zeroed and re-started, but I've just put them into a narrative order and they do make sense both lyrically and musically. Now I need to do a hell of a lot of guitar rehearsing (they are so difficult to play) and a lot of singing too, because my voice is rather raspy because of the quantity of pollen in the air.

I have to pack up Hors D'Hoovers now because he's going to Fringe Arts Bath to be exhibited and I've got to drop him off with the curator tomorrow lunch time. I didn't realise he'd be accepted. He's delighted and can't stop whinnying, which is definitely preferable to the dog next door yapping in the garden.


Monday, May 11, 2026

Man In Tweed Suit on Tube, London


 

Five Thousand Emails

Over the past ten days I've deleted five thousand emails because the service provider threatened to bounce-back future emails if I didn't.

It felt like clearing out the attic, or throwing away redundant photographs. It was also a revelation; there were situations that I thought I'd imagined that were clearly laid out in email chains, and a clear 'guilty' verdict for a person who'd claimed that I short-changed them emotionally. 

I couldn't delete emails from McDad, my brother James, nor from Ari or Poly Styrene. For some reason that seemed a step too far. 

I still should get rid of more of them- I've only got to the letter 'E' in the alphabet (I became more methodical after realising the sheer weight of numbers that I needed to plough through).

In a similar fashion, I've been having a slash'n'burn clear-out of clothing that I've kept since I was in my twenties and thirties, the trousers laughing at me as I struggled to get into them. They have become breeding grounds for moths, who then proceed to eat their way through newer clothes. It's not so much the body size that I feel nostalgic about, but more the sense of style that I once had. I literally didn't care what anyone else was wearing, I would strut around in a drape suit and brothel creepers when floaty dresses were de rigeur. 

I have got a floaty dress or two nowadays but I draw the line at pussy-bows (how Thatcher!!!) and ruched necklines that make me feel as though my head is going to fall off even when I just look at them. 

Three cheers for trousers! Marvellous things!

Thursday, May 07, 2026

Thirty Seven Minutes

I've only managed 37 minutes of recording today. I'd practiced the guitar part earlier on; it's very hard because it involves hammering-on with my left pinky which is double-jointed, and I have to send the brain signal to it every time I use it: 'Do not bend in the wrong direction!'. I'm getting the hang of it, and thought it was worth recording the clumsy riff just so it feels as though I've achieved something today.

Alas, next door's yappy dog started yapping in a chaotic counter-rhythm as soon as I pressed 'record', and although it's stopped now, I've been thrown off my stride by the disruption. It barks at the squirrel, which seems to enjoy baiting the dog when it's not nicking the bird seed from my back yard. Oh, the adventures!

Today's song has worried me because I think I've gone Ordinary. Quite often, bands and artists that I like Go Ordinary and then I don't like them any more. I had to get off the bus three stops early this morning because it wasn't coming all the way up the hill, and while I was walking to the next bus stop, I hit on a plan to de-Ordinarify this song. I can't do that until I finish the lyrics, which are Not Good Enough. 

As you can see, there are a lot of things I need to work on with this one, but it's actually quite thrilling to have a challenge. I know I can't rush it, but I need to work it when I can. The weekend and a lot of next week are going to be jammed up with life's practicalities so I'll have to work round the edges of all that. To me that's normal, after doing a PhD/holding down a job/being a mum. 

Those times when I go away to start a project in my head, oh what a luxury that is!

Anyway. I think I'll listen to yesterday's song, put away the guitar (guitar leads are a trip hazard in a small kitchen) and watch TV this evening. What's on?

Fringe Arts Bath 1

Gisele Pelicot, the Girl Guide we all need, is about to be framed and sent to FaB (Fringe Arts Bath) to be exhibited there.
Many thanks to @chloesavageartist and @katarina_orolinova_art for choosing her!
22nd May to 6th June
https://www.fringeartsbath.co.uk/



On The Golden Hinde

I'm delighted to be supporting Pauline Murray on Sunday 14th June at the Golden Hinde, a ship moored on the River Thames not far from London Bridge. What an amazing venue!

Tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/pauline-murray-penetration-helen-mccookerybook-live-on-the-golden-hinde-tickets-1984895127759



Wednesday, May 06, 2026

Window Cleaner, Charity Shop

 


Weirdness, and Practicality

I had an old-fashioned deadline to revise an academic article in order for it to become a book chapter, which was OK until I learned that I'd need to edit out 3000 words. It's in PDF format, almost impossible to change without conversion software, and I don't even have an up-to-date version of Word any more. I respectfully wrote to the editors yesterday saying that I would not be able to do it; I also no longer have any sort of institutional support. This morning, they offered me a person to help- so it will happen. 

Clunky ancient laptop on the point of dying, I'm dependin' on you son.

I shouldn't be procrastinating at this point but actually I'm taking a breather. I listened to yesterday's song and I'm actually jealous of it! How stupid is that? But it just came rolling out like a steam train. In my night time song terrors, I decided the song that it sounds like is too similar (it's not, really), and that I should revise the original one. This is not a bad thing. I started to write another song today, mostly words with just air where the music should be, so I'm taking that out with me for a walk this afternoon to see what happens.

I'm agitated because of the local elections. There has never been a political party that aligns with what I believe, so I've always voted for the people that I think will work for people who most need to be noticed and helped. This time around, it is hard to see which party this is. All of them are making a noise, and none of the noises are music to my ears. What is most exhausting is the assumptions and declarations made by people in power about what people with left-wing politics believe. This is often infuriating. I think I have probably been braver in challenging unfairness in workplaces and other situations than many of those politicians who have been surrounded by support for their whole lives. There is no point in broadcasting this fact here or anywhere else; it is private information that the internet would love to have so it can twist it and turn it and make it come out bad. Sanctimony is not a good look, and one party lost my vote in one fell swoop this week, because of just that.

So it's time for a last visit to academic writing, which I'd call slow politics. It feels like planting a root for future solidity, good for the soul if not for the bank balance. After tomorrow's inevitable horrors, I feel that the engine of life will start revving again. This weekend I will be making a pineapple upside-down cake for Offsprog Two's birthday complete with glacé cherries in the middle of the pineapple rings. I can't find Angelica unfortunately, so the lurid 1970s elements will be a mite turned down, but I don't think that will matter too much.

No Mow May

I found myself with the responsibility of a huge lawn; I had to sell the house and if it had been up to me I would have left it to grow into a lovely meadow, but house-buyers in the 'burbs like 'neat and tidy'. It was exasperating to have to decapitate all the little flowers every weekend. One Friday morning I went out there and this song showed up in my head to explain how I felt:

https://helenmccookerybook.bandcamp.com/track/daisies

Rock on, No Mow May!



Tuesday, May 05, 2026

Man With Gigantic Plant At Tube Station

 


Twangling

I've had another one of those days where it's literally taken all day to be able to play the guitar part even semi-correctly. I simply couldn't work out what was going wrong. I doubled the BPMs, halved them, doubled them, went out for a walk. When I got back, I speeded the metronome up by five beats per minute and voila! I could play it well enough to sing over.

The only problem is that it sounds extremely similar to one of the other songs, but that might actually be quite a nice challenge to overcome because it's nothing to do with fingers. But its a whole song, and the other one's only half a song at the moment, so let's see.

Someone knocked at the door yesterday and I was sure it was a Liberal Democrat, but it wasn't: it was a Jehova's Witness, all clad in pale brown and embarrassed. 

I was expecting a delivery (I've ordered a Carlton and his Shoes LP), so the next time someone knocked I thought it would be Royal Male (that's what I'll call him, even though he's too normal to be regal). Nope: it was the Liberal Democrats. 

It's all go in High Barnet, I tell you! 

I've folded up the laptop and wrapped the microphone in its sleeping-cloth. That was enough recording for one day; now it's quiz-show-avoidance time. I know somewhere in the world a lot of people like quizzes but they're keeping quiet about it, rather like (I suspect) Liberal Democrats.



Sunday, May 03, 2026

Music Of All Sorts, At All Times

With Holly Cook's lovely voice still ringing in my ears, it was back to Camden on Friday for Gina Birch's concert at The Electric Ballroom. It's an infinitely nicer venue than it used to be, much sparklier and airier.

Mike, Gina's partner, was already busy at the merch stall, and much to my surprise my ex-husband's former law college friend Nick was there, now tour managing the whole Gina Birch/Lesley Woods tour.

After a quick chat to Simon Bazalgette (it was one of those 'everybody's here' nights), Lily Wolter (replacing Marie) and Jenny Green appeared on the stage, closely followed by Gina.

There followed a majestic set of songs re-worked to shake off the heavy reverbs of the album track production, refreshed and with entirely new dynamics. I have seen Gina play countless times, and this was definitely the best. She was confident, committed, and in excellent voice despite telling us that her Mum had just hours to live. There was no self-deprecation: just pure, powerful music that had the crowd in raptures. I Play My Bass Loud was especially strong, as were Feminist Song and Live Forever. The whole set was fascinating musically, listening out for what has changed and what has been consolidated: the sound of the night was the closer to Gina's original song demos than it has ever been. Absolutely brilliant. This was the last date of a tour that sounds as though it has probably been one of the most fulfilling periods in Gina's life.



Afterwards, I had a lovely chat about harmonies and other things with Charley Stone, Miki Beryeni, Kat Five, and a quick hello to Jerry Thackray, who I'll catch up with in Brighton when I support Pauline Murray there next month. I missed Lesley's set, although I heard from Gina that the band play really well, which isn't surprising given that they have Estella Adeyeri on bass.





This afternoon's musical offering was entirely different: two community choirs in Brockwell Park in their community greenhouse area. The Dulwich Folk Choir has been put together by Aimée Leonard, an Orcadian woman who collects 'lost' songs and shares them with a non-auditioned, non gender specific choir who clearly love what they do. They were crisp and well rehearsed, and sang so beautifully that the park blackbird couldn't resist joining in. It was a lovely moment. They were followed by The Carnegie Library Hub Choir, whose repertoire was more varied and complex, including South African songs. They sang heartily, even though only half of the regulars were there. Unmediated voices in the sunshine: what an absolute luxury for the ears.

In the garden there were beehives humming with bees, and a greenhouse full of spectacular cacti and succulents, drunk on happiness and wellbeing. Through the opening of a small, high shed, I could see an elderly man of Caribbean heritage proudly arranging scores of small plastic plant pots, a critique on the lack of sustainability in some gardening practices. 

We ate nectarine cake and thought it was going to rain (it didn't). I came home with a small tomato plant and a pot of sempervivums to insert into my tiny back yard. 



Within two days, I've experienced two musical events at polar opposites of the spectrum of what humans can do with their voices; they were both mesmerising in utterly different ways. What a wonderful world we inhabit, despite the cold cruelty of the people who would like to ruin it for us. It's going to be very hard to vote on Thursday choosing between bad people and bad people and bad people. I would like to vote for the Green Party, but up here they are literally knitted and crocheted, and seem terribly feeble in their crocs. I wish there was a wholesome version of testosterone that could power us into a kinder world where people didn't weaponise religion and heritage and make wars out of it all. If I was God, I'd send all the arms manufacturers and their 'hardware' into deep space in one of Elon's manrockets and tell them not to come home to Earth ever again. But I'm not. I wish I was.


Friday, May 01, 2026

Bandcamp Friday Bargain

 #Bandcampfriday #vinyl 7# EP to £5.00

Reduced for this weekend only. Digital version also available.

Cover versions of four songs by The Chefs by original members James McCallum and yours truly

https://helenmccookerybook.bandcamp.com/album/the-pop-up-chefs-ep




Thursday, April 30, 2026

Also

A few years ago, Joly McFie from Better Badges (I used to work for them back in the day) got in touch with me because he thought I should offer this song to Hollie. I did, and she was very nice about it but pointed out that she already had a song-writing team to collaborate with. 

A near miss! Perhaps I should change my name to 'Near Miss Helen' instead of Dr Helen. 

Now there's a thought.

https://soundcloud.com/mccookerybook/3-steal-you-away

Hollie Cook at The Jazz Café

Hollie used to sing with the New Slits; she was part of Ari's musical collective, and lived the surreal onstage fun of that band with a hundred percent commitment. It was wonderful to hear her own music being played by Riley and Coe on their BBC6 show, and I bought her vinyl album straight away.

Alas, her next gig was in the deep south of London- buses and unreliable train services from the cold north meant that it looked like a dodgy journey and I didn't go. How wonderful to see her at the Jazz Caff, a mere stone's throw down the road.

I went stupidly early but that gave me a chance to listen to the reggae tracks being played beforehand. What fantastic production! Some of the music was so old-skool you could hear where the volume knobs on the mixing desk had been physically turned up and down to control the dynamics of the guitar-playing. The endless appeal of reggae is the way the instruments talk to each other across space; rather than putting together an instrumental arrangement and mixing it afterwards, it's almost as though the space is respected first, and then the music appears as an afterthought, assembled around the space to show off its beauty. 

I was Shazzaming like crazy, although I did recognise Carlton And His Shoes. There's something about the ultra-diction in the way he sings, and also the way the music is so casual it sounds as though it's almost falling apart: I wonder if there are any albums of their stuff. As the playlist moved on to Lover's Rock, it was apparent that the production values are completely different in the Jamaican versions of that music genre (although not the English tracks produced by Dennis Bovell, for instance). The instrumentation is much more clustered-together, and in the case of Susan Cadogan's Hurts So Good, the sound is positively mushy. It was Pete Waterman who 'broke' Hurts So Good, thus kick-starting his career. 

There was one track played earlier on where the horn section was so woefully out of tune with the rest of the track that I looked at the DJ as though he could have done something about it, before realising that of course, he couldn't!

In itself, the first part of the evening was very listenable; those roots reggae tracks are so beautifully sonically crafted, although in more than a few of them women don't get off lightly. Awful beings, aren't we?

Not Hollie, though! As soon as she came on to the stage, she brought her own atmosphere and her own aesthetic to the evening. As her set progressed, the appeal of her singing voice became more and more apparent. She has that rare thing: an utterly unaffected delivery. No vocal fry (urgh, I hate it!), no vibrato, no swoopings or cooing 'sexy' breathiness (those copious music degrees stuffed with ancient jazz fellers have a lot to answer for). She sounds like herself: pitch-perfect, fresh and confident.

Being a long-term fan of Lovers' Rock singers like Carroll Thompson and Janet Kay (whose voices I also love) could make me hyper-critical of a new singer on the block, but she really is a fabulous performer. I was trying to think of a way to describe her vocal timbre, and all I could think of is that it's the sound of sunshine. Her voice works an instrument that fits perfectly into the very well-rehearsed reggae band she has. The band is notably good, especially the backing vocals performed in perfect falsettos by the keyboard player and the guitarist. The only other man who I've seen do this so perfectly and unobtrusively is Rachel Love's keyboard player from her band the Loveables. Like his, their vocal tones were gentle, neat and completely in tune. The trombone player was also very good (trombones are definitely having a moment- Laetitia Sadier was playing one with Stereolab a couple of months ago). A well-played trombone is like a friend who exaggerates: over perky at times, over lachrymose at others. It was nice that he didn't dominate the music; he was essential to the sound but he didn't overplay. 

All I can say is- buy the record! The only thing I didn't like was the packedness of the venue and it's inevitable braying young men who thought what they had to say in loud hooting voices was more important than the music. Some of them also thought pushing through the crowd with hands full of drinks was what the evening was all about. It wasn't. Stay at home next time.

What else? Hollie's parents were there in the scrum listening intently, and I think I spotted Paul Weller, although it could have been his doppelganger, Saul.

A lot of female singers could learn from Hollie's complete unaffectedness. She smiles, she is charming, but she is also guileless. It's probably a blessing that she isn't as famous as she should be. Voices like hers are extremely rare, and it felt like a complete privilege to be able to listen to her at such close quarters. Rock royalty in the making!





 

Wednesday, April 29, 2026

Interview with Israel Sanchez Fuster, from Valencia

 https://www.ivoox.com/en/cactus-radiozine-27-abril-2026-helen-mccookerybook-audios-mp3_rf_172501927_1.html



Sour Things. A Bored Musician Writes.

I've stopped recording for a bit. I am thinking instead; all the dross that would have been passing through my mind while I was concentrating on playing my guitar has surfaced, and is taxing my thoughts.

There are two sour things that people like; I'm not sure which is which, but they do both begin with the letter 'K': kimchi and kefir.

I don't even like yogurt (what's the difference between yogurt and sour milk?) but I don't mind some sour things. It's just that these two sour things beginning with 'K' are relatively new, and seem to exist in order to encourage us to feel as though we are one of the in-crowd.

A neighbour gave me a tumbler of the milk-based K-thing, which was apparently a culture. She was very good about the fact that I didn't like it, actually. But why would I want to put sour milk in the fridge? I know there are things about gut health, but if you don't eat horrible food, surely your gut will be healthy anyway without putting sour things into it.

The other thing is a cabbagey thing which I had once as part of a vegan meal. Some vegan food is lovely, but this particular meal felt like a punishment. Round and round the plate I went, trying to find something that wasn't tart. I was starving. I tried combos of one thing and another: maybe this plus that would equal 'nice to eat'. But nothing worked. 

Luckily, these things go out of fashion fairly quickly. I'm waiting for sourdough bread to go out of fashion too. It doesn't seem possible to buy anything else at the moment. I don't mind it sometimes, but it is a bit like eating a nylon bath sponge with a leather crust; an interesting experience, but not quite as nice as a good stodgy malted granary that sheds seeds all over the kitchen.

Speaking of which, I've just found a small ant on my nose.

A Day Of The Opposite

Yesterday I started recording in the morning, and somehow missed the time I was supposed to go swimming. I belatedly went on my way; it was cold and grey, and despite knowing that the pool would be nice and empty because other people would be put off by the weather too, I turned back and resumed what I was doing.

One of the guitar parts was so bloody difficult it was causing me loads of stress; I still haven't got it right, but that's because it's a new way of playing and my fingers are annoyed with me for introducing something they're unfamiliar with.

For most of the rest of the day, I felt terrible because I hadn't done the weekly swim, but at the mid-afternoon point my recording energy was exhausted, and I listened back to what I'd done.

Instead of a waste of time, the day had been surprisingly productive. When you have to drive yourself, it's difficult to pitch the pressure at the correct level. The deep concentration worked, and despite the clumsy playing and some 'off' lyrics, there is plenty to work with. 

I feel that this particular set of songs has been inside me for years. Most things that I write have an element of introspection in them, even the songs that seem casual, but these songs say things that have been buried for a very long time, and make sense of a lot of other parts of my life. I'm in them, but also watching them from a vantage point.

Next, lots of guitar part practising to get the feels right- and lots of walking and thinking to get the words right. In the end the day turned out to be the opposite of what I'd felt it was.

Tuesday, April 28, 2026

Ari, Unfinished

 


Ears Rest

Gah! Gah! Command save!

I've got Driving Test-itis this morning. I failed four tests before understanding that I was fine until I thought 'I haven't made my mistake yet' and then made my mistake and failed. At the fifth one, I tricked my brain and managed to pass, despite the fact that I was nine months pregnant with Offsprog Two.

I've been recording guitar, and making a mistake every time I've been waiting for a mistake.

I've realised that what I hate about studios is constantly making mistakes in front of the engineer, who then gets further and further into the realms of passive-aggressive 'patience', which of course makes the playing get even worse.

Remedy? You have to know what you're doing before you get there.

At the kitchen table, I've been trying to play something that I can't play well enough yet, and expecting it to record well. Being your own engineer, you are able to blame yourself thoroughly for all this.

The other important thing is that the more you play something, the better the feel is. Even when I've played it correctly (I have), the feel is wooden and clumpy. Oh, I still have such a lot to learn, old thing that I am!




Thursday, April 23, 2026

The Punchline

Well, I got the punchline for the song, but the song itself only lasts one minute and forty seconds. 

Is that OK, d'you think?

Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Moving A Giant Safe (unfinished)

 


Songwriting Stuck

It's not a Songwriting Emergency. But I do just need one line- the punchline- fo a song that I started in Valencia. I'm going to take my head for a walk in a bit, and see if it bubbles up from my brain.

Elodie's Party, Sheffield

 What a lovely thing to be invited to play at! The birthday party of Da Da Da magazine in Sheffield on Saturday 18th of July

Tickets: https://www.skiddle.com/e/42375316 

Tuesday, April 21, 2026

Fan Shop, Valencia

 


Clearing Out The Attic

I've spent a few hours deleting old emails- thousands of them. It is a very similar feeling to clearing out the attic (which is the next job); it's very common to be a tech hoarder, partly out of laziness and partly out of fear of letting go of the past.

Looking at the subject headers provides a weird summary of the past twenty years: one dismal narrative line contrasting with the other, bracing and positive. At times like this (between times) life slumps a little: when you've just done something really nice, going back to normal can feel dull. But without refuelling, I know the next journey can't happen. The old emails feel like a pair of shoes I've outgrown. I will stand taller without them.

What an interesting year it has been! The busiest January for years, taking a punt on a cold winter gig at The Waiting Room with a 'what is everyone going to do with their ten-minute slot' anxiety. It turned into one of those nights that you'd never be able to repeat. It was so similar to the things that me and Lester Square used to put on years ago, taking a big risk and hoping for the best; it was all the more touching for the fact that he was actually there, reading his very funny poetry. Burns Night afternoon, we did a heartfelt tribute to James McCallum in the Betsey Trotwood, and then I played at the Burns Night celebration at The Country SoulSessions, which was a lovely segue. I sang Cailin Moriun Sa tooThen in February, playing with The Would-Be-Goods and Railcard, an energetic and hearty evening for all concerned, and the bijou gig in Hythe for the Folkestone Songwriting Festival. And more!

The surprising-est surprise was not only being given the Jan Lewis Memorial award, but selling the work that I submitted. It's fired me up to do more, and in Valencia I found some embroidery thread at the market that will kick-start the next embroidery. I should get more patches done, too: I hope I haven't deleted the email from the company in Scotland that made the original one.

Normally, March is busy and so is May, but this year has been a mirror image of that. While I was away in Spain I began another song. I'm writing about a previously-invisible part of my life. Perhaps nobody will be interested, but how can I know until I've done it? I'm not a focus-group song writer; I don't work to a template. That's a job for artificial intelligence, and mine (what there is of it) is real with a mixture of structure, randomness and creative motoring that has to mean something to me before anyone else gets to hear it. 

It's rather ironic to write this while slobbing on the sofa with an empty tea mug, but it's quiet and I can hear people pottering around with vans on the street outside. Funny the difference sunshine makes to the detail of sound. Have you noticed that?


Monday, April 20, 2026

Charity Collector in Giraffe Costume

 


A Future Gig

I've got a gig gap now: I have to radically edit an academic book chapter down from 8000 to 5000 words (it's being re-published) and I also need to write another four songs for my next album, so I must sit still for a bit!
On the 1st of May I'll be singing with Gina, then from June onwards there will be a few things going on but I can't really announce them until the organisers have made them public.

However, this poster showed up last week- it's a fantastic venue, and I'm delighted to be going back for another afternoon, this time in great company!



Sunday, April 19, 2026

Valencia (Mostly) In Photographs

Tremendous thanks to John and Gabi at Tiny Global for organising this- and to Lorenzo at La Batisfera for hosting the exhibition and putting on the concert.
I can't believe how well it went. Gabi is a genius for discovering that the perspex for the frames that I had thought was of such bad quality was, in fact, covered with protective film, and once that was peeled off they looked great. It took four hours to frame them and put them all up. I exercised muscles that I did not even know I possessed, but I think it was worth it in the end.
They had borrowed a Telecaster for me and John took me to the music shop to get some fresh strings, so I could re-string it. Once that was done it sounded lovely and sparkly and I could rehearse the songs for the Friday night. On Wednesday Israel came to interview me for his podcast, and the rest of the time I wandered around like a complete tourist, or flaneuse, as I prefer to describe myself.
I'd thought that there would be about 3 people at the show but there were ten times that amount and apart from a couple of songs where my fingers turned to unco-operative twigs because of the air conditioning ( the stage light thawed them out and I played the songs later in the set), and some of the usual lyric-forgetting in a couple of songs, I played for an hour that included some fantastic singing from the audience and a dancing toddler at the back (no swearing from me!). I had some great chats afterwards with people, including a couple from Finland, which was quite a coincidence because I can count in Finnish and had been planning to count in one of the songs in Finnish just for a lark (I forgot).
I'm back from Valencia now, with warm bones, a warm heart, and a feeling that there was something very challenging, then healing about the process. I love Spain: I want to go back!
Photos: Gabi, Israel and me

















Sunday, April 12, 2026

Gisele Pelicot, the Girl Guide

And here's the finished Girl Guide badge.



Beatriz Gonzalez at The Barbican- Go!

Offsprog Two suggested that I should go to this exhibition instead of to the Royal Academy because of the latter's dodgy sponsorship by Big Oil, and I'm really glad that I did. What an interesting and inspirational artist she is!

Some early paintings deconstruct Vermeer's interiors of women trapped inside with their woman's activities. By deconstructing, she belatedly frees them from their detailed prisons and brings brash colour to their memories.

Also, like Hurvin Anderson, she revisited some subjects again and again. As a draughtsperson, she was particularly good at capturing the angles of facial planes on tipped-back faces.

There are some hilarious paintings of the pomposity of (in particular) the British royal family in all their inherited smugness. She colourfully punctures pomposity in all its forms, painting portraits on wooden furniture, and even a redundant TV set. She printed on textiles- curtains, a new sort of domestic bliss. 

I felt that I wanted my own house to be full of artiness. It sort of is anyway, but I gave up after a while when I got music-busy again.

Which reminds me, I need to get on with packing.


'Not like this', Said God

Thursday, April 09, 2026

Belle and Sebastian and The Loft at The Royal Albert Hall

Ruth offered me a ticket for last night's gig; her partner Dave is the drummer for The Loft, and it was a lovely surprise to be able to go to the gig. 

We met for coffee and Dave came out to join us; The Loft's uber-fan John joined us too and we talked about awful gigs we'd been to (Lou Reed) and great ones (Black Sabbath for me, Stevie Wonder for him).

Ten out of ten for friendly staff at the venue. It makes such a difference to be treated like treasure instead of an inconvenience! Not a mobile phone in sight, no grumpy scrolling: just patient people on hand to help.

Much to our surprise, we were placed in a box with a fabulous view of the stage. 

In the distance, a tiny version of The Loft played a tight set of catchy songs. Andy Strickland, The Loft's guitarist, was clearly having the time of his life- you could see his smile miles away, and he was roaming the stage with a joyful stride. The set went down really well, especially the last almost Motorik song, and Campervan stood out as a great single. Pete was in fine voice, and the band did themselves proud.

After a short break, Belle and Sebastian came on with a backdrop of the studio where they recorded Tigermilk. Confident, delighted to have made the transition from The Borderline to The Royal Albert Hall via The Shepherd's Bush Empire, Stuart Murdoch appeared to be entirely comfortable on the stage. He was surrounded by new band members and originals (Chris Geddes on keyboards), and Tigermilk was played from start to finish, with the addition of founder member Isobel Campbell's recorded voice reading from Rip Van Winkle. At one point, he roamed through the audience and had a dance with delighted fans. He had a lot of stories: wandering round Glasgow being avoided by the cool musicians, crossing the road when they saw him because they knew he was going to ask them to be in his band, and travelling on the Central Line in London, now dubbed the 'hipsters line' after the Elizabeth Line (faster, funkier) has taken over it's east/west role.


Behind the band films ran through the songs- and there was Kenji, selecting albums from his shelves, there he was on the big screen at The Royal Albert Hall! The films were tuned in perfectly with the lyrics- I think Tita Geddes may have been involved somehow, and they were notable for their pitch-perfect DIY aesthetic.

I thought the most affecting song from their first set was Mary Jo, which really got me in the heart for some reason. All of their songs, however, were rooted in real life, and Stuart gave us potted contexts of where they started. This grounded them for people like me who are not familiar with the album, and the overall relaxed vibe coming from the stage was really appealing. I had to leave after the first set (smoke machine related health stuff), but I could hear them storming through the next part of the evening. What a wonderful way to spend a Wednesday evening! Big thanks to Ruth for the ticket!



A Week Tomorrow In Valencia

 


Tuesday, April 07, 2026

3 Scandi Dandies

 


E

I've been making recordings of the songs that I wrote in Newcastle. I got to the third one before I realised that they are all in the key of E. I don't like using a capo, but I need to use open strings; I guess they will all just have to stay in that key. And one of them's less than two minutes long.

It's getting progressively harder to record them because I did the easy ones first. I think I can do a bit more work on tomorrow's song and get it shipshape enough to record, but the last two need more work, particularly on the lyrics. I will have to take them for a walk.

Meanwhile, on a different guitar, I'm rehearsing the set for Valencia. My fingers have given up moaning about it, thank heavens.

Friday, April 03, 2026

Hurvin Anderson, Tate Britain

I absolutely loved this exhibition. I thought it would be really full, because it's Good Friday and a Bank Holiday but of course there's an exodus from London at Easter, and it was relatively empty.

Obviously, I am neither a man nor a person of Jamaican heritage, but there was something about the way Anderson 'sees' the things that he paints, first through the lens of a camera, and then through the process of painting, that really chimes with the way that I work. He also has a way of 'feeling' the humans in his paintings that was really recognisable. You could sense his connection with the subjects of his work.

And the colours- the town trees with their cast of greyness, the many different greens, the splashes of unexpectedness that bring a composition to life. It was so inspiring! The rendition of plants, and the way light and shadow catches their leaves, sometimes reminded me of Abel Rodriguez's paintings of the rainforest. I felt excited, and I felt love for these paintings. 

One huge canvas painted especially for the exhibition was almost like a graphic novel: panels next to each other, above and below, made a narrative of colour and juxtaposition of the historical and contemporary experiences of black Jamaicans that was as intriguing as it was well executed. A slave market was juxtaposed next to sportsmen winning a race. Even those two images spoke to each other in myriad different ways and could have been an exhibition in themselves.

There is a lot of repetition of ideas, although the ideas develop and morph. I loved this too- the sense that the project is not finished, and that his process of painting is an external experiment possibly with no end in sight. Painting, painting, until the image in the head materialises in front of you, or not... not quite right yet. The feelings have changed since the last time. Why not paint the same thing again and again? 

Brilliant. I'm going again, soon.



Thursday, April 02, 2026

Don't Talk About Epstein!

 


Recording Demos

I have two songs demoed this week. I'm not going to do any more until next week: I need to do a bit of working-out of guitar parts. Also, it's good to let the dust settle on the ones I've done already. 

Eight songs? Is that a ten-inch vinyl record? 

I might write more; who knows. I also began a song for my friend about Freud's white wolf, and re-recorded an oldie to learn for a festival later in the year. And I did a bit of drawing, and darned the green Christmas stocking that McMum knitted when I was a babby. I think I might be all created-out for the week.

I've been reading UK Subs' Charlie Harper's autobiography, because I'll be interviewing him at the John Peel Centre in June. It's a really lively book- what a life he's had! It is such a shame that creativity as an activity has been negatively subverted into entrepreneurship, which is all about capitalising on any shred of invention a person might have. People like Charlie have so much energy and drive that they make a dynamic scene wherever they go and whatever they do. His musicianship spans the fifties onwards, and I didn't realise that he was an accomplished hairdresser too. Maybe I'll come back from Suffolk with chopped hair!



Wednesday, April 01, 2026

Museum, Newcastle

 


Waiting In

I'm waiting in for 21 giclée prints to be delivered for the exhibition in Valencia. I'm on tenterhooks: did I choose suitable drawings to be printed? In the end, I added an extra one just in case.

Meanwhile, I can't do any recording because I won't hear the door if I have the headphones on. It's frustrating; yesterday I re-arranged an old song for the group of people who will be playing the Eel Pie festival with me, instead of recording a new one, but it was quite good to break in my guitar-playing fingers again.

The combo for the Eel Pie gig with be Ruth, Karina and Tom (Lester Square), which means that we'll have the opportunity to max out the vocal harmonies this time around. At some point this year, I'd love to do another London one with everybody- Jack, Gina, Robert and Terry- but Robert's going to be doing the Vienna Popfest and I decided that a condensed version of the group would be best for this one.

Waiting, waiting, waiting...

HERE THEY ARE!