Thursday, February 21, 2008

Ladies

1. A lady comes to wake you up on the Last Tube when it arrives at High Barnet (the end of the line).
'Time to go home now!', she says pleasantly but firmly
2. An old lady told me that when you are old, you can't jump. She showed me.
Ever since then, I have been jumping to see if I am an old lady yet.

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