Thursday, October 09, 2025

Illness and a Disappointing Monkey

Moan, moan, moan: I am ill with a horrible virus that isn't Covid (so the test strip emphatically says) but might as well be. It's wracking my lungs with coughing, something I'd be really worrying about if my head wasn't on tour of outer space), it's hurting my throat and mouth, my back, and my feet (even my feet!). Every couple of hours, the virus has an idea and decides to attack another limb or body organ in a new and painful way.

I've had to cancel the week: no heading to Huntingdon to mix the Gaelic tracks with Willie G, no Tate Modern catch-up with my pals. I've been asleep for hours on end, only waking to read cruddy crime novels and make tea.

I'm supposed to be arranging vocals for a superstar choir for one of Gina's forthcoming gigs in London, but that idea is resting for now. I also have an idea for a little graphic story that ca't come out of my head on to the page until I feel better.

My computer is of only fleeting interest. I did hazily amble through eBay, and found this toy that we used to have when we were little. It looks as though the felted feet of this one came off, just like ours, and the paint job on the face was just as rubbish. The only nice thing about it was the feel of the spiky mohair in your hands. McMum used to regularly give away (and throw away) our toys, and I guess that's what may have happened to the monkey. Part of me, guided by my brain soup, wanted to buy it for nostalgia's sake, but the other part of me said there was a reason that McMum got rid of this one.




Sunday, October 05, 2025

Edwyn Collins at the Royal Festival Hall

I think I must have bought the very last ticket for this concert after baulking at the price and tussling with indecision, then deciding to go with it. I never saw Orange Juice back in the day: we were having a parallel modest career with Helen and the Horns, and unless we were sharing a bill with someone, you rarely got to see any contemporary pop musicians gigging. But of course I bought that album and delighted in the language and seemingly careless construction (or rather deconstruction) of the songwriting, and Edwyn's casual, insouciant singing style. That bass-y chest tone came naturally to him, and his pitching was almost like a Highland road through a mountain landscape: rolling, forging, trembling and faltering. Falling and Laughing!

They had a reputation for drinking that echoed across the UK as the splaying routes of touring artists spread and intersected: "Guess who we had here last week! Guess what they did!', said the social secretaries of colleges and the promoters of small venues. But at the same time, Edwyn's star began to rise. His songs became popified both through collaboration and through his increasingly-honed writing skills, and they started to become polished vehicles for his singing style.

Apologies for the digressions, but it's Sunday and I wasn't even going to write about this concert. The tour is going to be well documented, especially by articulate fanes who have been moved to tears by the shows they've been at. Beforehand, I went to Gina's birthday party. I gave her a melodica, because they are such fun. Even early on, her house was filling with friends and pop stars. I had a nice chat with Suzanne Ratigan, and Richard Boon told me about the Buzzcock's Glasgow gig, where a pre-fame Orange Juice turned up at load-in time at the venue to help the band get their amps and drums into the place. Now that's dedication for you! After a couple of hours in great company, I ran to the tube station and then across Embankment Bridge to the Royal Festival Hall.

The RFH was packed and humming. The staff were visibly excited and wanted to talk to the punters, which was extremely sweet. I heard the main support band The Hanging Stars do a great set from outside the door; I couldn't cope with climbing in the dark to the almost-perpendicular seating up there in the Gods. Before that, I'd bumped into Billy Reeves and his pals and had a jolly yak (probably mostly me, actually: I was very excited). Once the lights went up, I was able to climb the seat mountain and took my last-seat-going at the end of a row, just in front of Andy (from David's Records in Letchworth), and his partner.

I'm won't go through it song by song, but I'm going to describe the night. 

Edwyn is slow to walk across the stage, with his natty sliver-topped walking sticks. He has an assistant to help him to sit at a small table at the front of the stage and his name is picked out huge in lights behind him, and there are individual lights on stalks stick up amongst the musicians. Patrick from the The Hanging Stars is also in his backing band, and boy have they done their homework. It's not just the musical homework they've done, it's the etiquette. At no point do they worship, vamp-it-up-over, show off about, dominate, or interrupt Edwyn. He is the centre of our interest for the evening; he is a large, wispy presence who makes himself understood, though at times it is clear he still has language difficulties due to the enormous strokes he had several years ago. The band harmonise beautifully and respectfully and play flawlessly; he couldn't have found a better group of musicians to back him.

His voice is still there, powerful and deep. He tells us he is worried about the high notes, and that tonight his son can't be there because he's ill. But the band have stepped in and stepped up, and the high notes are there too. It's only when he stands up to sing halfway through the set that we lose the power of his voice but I think everyone understands how much he needs to do this, just to prove that he can. Here comes Dennis Bovell, shining in a blue suit, to join him in a song. Dennis is clearly delighted to be there. What a collaboration that was! The lady sitting next to me is a mega-whooper and arm-waver and I wish she'd shut up but we all enjoy music in different ways, and gradually I learn to tune her out. There is a magnificent guitar solo by Patrick Ralla. We hear Orange Juice songs and we hear Rip It Up, a song that seems to personify Edwyn's take on life and his music in one glorious snowball of a song. We are all with him, every single person in the huge audience. There are a lot of women who know his material as well as the men, which is possibly quite unusual for an indie artist. Edwyn is self-deprecating, but also full of humour and clearly delighted by his reception. Paul Cook and Vic Godard join him for a song, Vic in his sheepskin bomber jacket, mates from way back; it is a charming moment. we hear songs from the new album, which is so good that I went out and bought a record player just to play it on. Howzat, Edwyn!

Goodbye... I think it's time to go and head for the exit to avoid the crowds. But no! Here he comes for an encore. We collectively will him across the stage, and a member of staff kindly motions me to a fold-down seat by the exit doors where I can sit and watch again. James Kirk and the original OJ drummer come on for Felicity, the former being really the only showoff of the night, but who can blame him? What a great song! And there is a final goodbye song from Edwyn, who has been a steady and trustworthy performer for the entire full set. All of us give him a standing ovation, including the staff.

He thanks his helper, and leaves the stage to go off on the next date of the tour. I leave with the feeling that the energy of the crowd is willing him on every night, fuelling him with love. People have been in tears, and every single song has elicited an intense sort of listening and an equally intense flood of applause.

I think each of us left to go home with a different thought to take with us. Really good music has that effect: it is both personal and collective at the same time.

On the tube platform on the way home, the Edwyn Collins experts were in full flow, Edwynsplaining all sorts of things to their patient companions. I was playing the songs again in my head, marvelling at the audacity of ending a song with the words 'Ha, ha'.

Photo nicked from Robert Rotifer's Facebook page.

Monday, September 29, 2025

The Cords and Sassyhiya at The Betsey Trotwood

I heard The Cords on Riley and Coe's BBC6 radio show, and that's always a good omen for seeing music live. I didn't realise that Sassyhiya would also be playing, so the night out was two for the price of one. It had been a tiring week, but everyone who plays live gigs knows that there is no life in gigging unless you can also be in an audience listening to other bands.

Both bands are signed to Kent label Skep Wax, a label set up by Heavenly's Rob Pursey and Amelia Fletcher.

Sassyhiya are an unpretentious group image-wise, looking like a group of friends you might meet in a café anywhere in the UK. This in itself is quite an appealing image, almost as though a collection of musicians from the open mic circuit have collided together like a bunch of asteroids and created a mini-explosion of creativity. I only know one name- their bass player Helen- because we agreed that it is a fantastic name. But I'm not a reviewer, I'm a gig-going musician, so I'm excusing myself from details for the day. 

What is important is the music, and I absolutely loved their set, especially the new songs. Their drummer is excellent, scooping up the music into neat, punchy sections with a lot of imagination and skill. All of them, though, fit their respective instruments together like a complex yet very catchy jigsaw; the bass underpins the songs with riffs tailored to the different flavours of music; the rhythm guitar is steady and the lead guitar plays just enough catchy little runs to catch the ear and make you smile. The lead vocals are almost delivered deadpan live, but that just adds to the fact that the band are (oddly) serious songwriters. Some of their early songs belie this, but especially with their new songs you could hear the thrill they have in their creativity: 'Shall we try this? Yes! It works!'. I found this inspirational. I'm just about to start writing songs again, jumping into the sea of ideas, and it was lovely to see a band who quite obviously enjoy the journey of discovery as much as anything else. And as much as me! Go to see them- I know you will enjoy them.

The headline band was The Cords, who more than delivered on their promise (sorry for using the word 'deliver'). Loud, fast and relentless, they played pop-punk in the manner of The Ramones, again with a deadpan delivery: song title, song, quiet thank-you, song title, song, quiet thank-you, for 45 solid minutes. Their set was almost a continuous piece of music apart from a broken string incident, which was prepared for (I have one here that I prepared earlier), because thrashing a guitar like this is bound to break a string. But each short, punchy song was distinctive within its style, variations on a theme exploring just exactly how much you can do with guitar, drums and one vocal. The singer has a strong, strong voice with absolutely no frills and curlicues; it's absolutely great to hear a vocalist singing in a voice that is in effect their speaking voice, except singing. I love this. It's a major thing as far as I'm concerned that singers sound like themselves, and not like whatever machine is processing vocals at any particular point in time. Not once during the entire set did her voice falter, nor hers nor the drummer's energy levels decrease. They are Duracell musicians, with the same intensity at the end of the set as at the beginning. And did it bother them, the over-50s maleness of the audience? Who knows? We are all grateful that people come out to see us, whoever we are and whoever they are. There's a surprisingly big world out there for independent and DIY musicians. 

They had already played Rough Trade West that afternoon and they were going on to do a session for John Kennedy after this gig. What stamina! I felt protective of them, because the music industry is a terrible beast with multiple sets of fangs. How patronising though: we all have to live our lives the way they pan out, good, bad, dangerous and exciting in equal measure. The music industry is something you dive into; it's like swimming across a sea and negotiating not only the shipping lanes but also the stinging jellyfish, copious effluent, and not even really knowing what your destination is a lot of the time. The prizes that show up are not from the competitions you entered (or sometimes, did not enter). 

Before he died, my brother asked me a question that had clearly been bugging him for a while. 'What makes you carry on doing it?'. 'I don't know', I said, 'I am driven'. Afterwards, I realised that it's curiosity. What will come out next, and how will it appear? The genie of ideas never rests, and that is something that was apparent with both of Saturday's bands: an absolute revelling in ideas and what can be created by the 'tools of rock' a million miles away from the stadium and the Big Boy hustlers. Oh the joy of small corners on a Saturday night!



Friday, September 26, 2025

A Rock and Roll Week: Essential Logic and Gina Birch and the Unreasonables

Actually, that's completely wrong: rock and roll is a men's music label, and the punk-rooted music I'm going to be writing about owes little to standardised rock anyway. I think it's just that it feels as though that's what happened this week, according to my body and head!

Tuesday night at The Lexington was Essential Logic's triumphant return to London after what sounded like an amazing gig at the Paris Popfest. The whole night had been assembled with great care. DJ for the night was Estella Adeyeri, who in another guise sings and plays bass as part of Big Joanie. Her selection of tracks was perfect for the night and included Mind Your Own Business, an all-time favourite that is easy to overlook in the cacophony of great post-punk singles.

The first support act was The Exotic Pets, who had travelled from Birmingham for the gig. They were loud, confident and committed, and reminded me of The Ocees not only in their delivery, but also in their sound- and their ability to change mood mid-set and play a song that was much more contemplative than their more in-yer-face songs before returning to those more dynamic ones. Great music!

We were on next, and with Wing Commander Ruth Tidmarsh on bass and Wing Commander Robert Rotifer on guitar, it felt like a good chance to play the most political songs that I've written, including The Sea, a necessary dig at the fool politicians who stir hatred in people's hearts just for the craic. Ugh. I think we did a good set and it's always good to have the harmonies and the drive from Ruth and Robert.


Essential Logic have their own 'world' that they bring with them, a world of sound (oh, the interplay between Lora's sax and Marley's vocals!) driven along this night by pre-recorded drums and original member Phil Legge's thrashing guitar, the whole bound together by Lora's serenity. It was an utterly absorbing performance, impossible to look away from. Little Bruv had come along, and he remarked just how unexpectedly punk a sax is, and how natural it seems once you hear it. They finished with a blistering rendition of Oh Bondage, Up Yours!. Lora said it was just as good as Paris- which was great to hear. And the stars in the audience! Gina Birch (Raincoats), Lester Square (Monochrome Set), Lesley Woods (Au Pairs) and more.


The next night was Gina Birch and the Unreasonables at the 100 Club. They were supported by Taliable, who wore a mask and a ruff and who reminded me of one of my puppet people! They had a chap on decks and beats, and they were very LOUD but also very funny and friendly- they're a very good performer and we had a laugh in the dressing room afterwards as well.



Vanessa from Doc'n'Roll was projecting videos for Gina's set, and the three coloured crayons (orange, yellow and mauve) set off on their musical journey to an audience who were well up of it from the beginning. In the distance I spotted Lucy O'Brien, Nadia Buyse, Gemma Freeman, Kat Five (actually, I talked to those two!), my artist friend Charlotte Worthington and more, and more. This time I managed to get all the backing vocals right and had a good old sing. They went down a storm.

I love the defiance of this: pulling away from punk's sticky mud and making our lives into a new musical adventure. The template was there and the spirit is there, but this is new music from all of us, wherever we are on the scale of public profile or mediated success. The success is in still having ideas and still having the guts to go out there and share them. 

Long may we, our ideas, and our music reign!




Sunday, September 21, 2025