Sunday, December 20, 2020

The Young Santa

In an alternative universe, Santa went rogue. Instead of giving gifts to children, he gave gifts of children to 'receiving women'. 

He still had the white fluffy hair, the portly girth, and the booming voice, though.

He hadn't grown a beard yet.

Instead of being jolly and nice, he was jolly and horrible.

His name was Boris Johnson.

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