Sunday, December 11, 2005

Best awful cracker joke

Q. Name a crustacean.
A. King's Crustacean
(Cross Station)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm about to send my cheque for the helen and the horns cd.
That will be my best Christmas Cracker this year!
Why weren't you a bigger star, Helen?
Your songs remind me of being a stoned dosser working on holiday camps in the 80's instead of the work-stress monster i have become.
Come back to Brighton, baby.