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Ah well, looks like I will never achieve my ambition of appearing on Top of the Pops as a granny... Here, however, are the scores for the tr...

Today I'm going to Dubulah's gaff to put some guitar tracks on to the Screaming song. Dubulah plays bass with Temple of Sound and we...

Yesterday evening I did a lovely thing- I went on an audio tour of the Elephant and Castle that Ben Cummins put together for Architecture We...

I went on a Harley Davidson with a Brazilian. He drove the bike, and I rode pillion.

...I had a hit with a song telling people how to program a link in HTML? I've got to do it now, haven't I? It's already a hit on...

This has been very interesting- only 3 more people to go and the tracks are chosen. There are two clear favourites that everyone has chosen-...

Well, Plastilina have been in touch: the surviving Chefs will have to meet up and talk, I think. I've always wanted to go to South Amer...

We had a mass family gathering yesterday in Greenwich Park to celebrate my brother's birthday. People turned up from far and wide, beari...

A Peruvian record company called Plastilina contacted me a while ago asking to bring out a Chefs compilation. I'm now back in touch with...

I'm going to Cardiff on the first of July to do a talk at the Ladyfest in the afternoon and play some CDs- sort of a DJ lecture, if I ca...

I have fixed the computer! Like pets, they have to be instructed in a certain order before they respond. (thanks to Arnauld for his Trojan H...

The chewing gum painter has finished the cover art for Suburban Pastoral- it's brilliant! He painted it by the Courthouse in Normandy Av...

I got to grade 3 when I was 9, then my piano teacher sacked me as she realised I couldn't read music and was just going home and copying...