Saturday, May 31, 2025

Scaledown #180

On a summer's evening, the braying and hooting of the drunken punters downstairs in the street floats up through the open windows, along with gusts of cigarette smoke. It's the seasonal backdrop to the offerings of Scaledown, that semi-secret night in central London that is always surprising, sometimes grating, sometimes inspiring, sometimes wonderful, and just the best place to be on a Friday evening. Street lighting seeps through the windows as dusk falls, and the excruciatingly bright yellow of the chandeliers battles with it to illuminate intense performers, often hunched over their guitars, keyboards and consoles.

Earlier, we'd been to the Farsight Gallery to see a photographic exhibition that included a black and white photo of the Tin Tabernacle in Kilburn (a whole mind adventure there), and sat in the little park behind St Gile's Church where we were befriended by a robin. We'd also witnessed a bizarre rock video session outside a guitar shop at the end of Denmark Street (a weekly occurrence, apparently). The streets were crammed with tourists, but we were within walking distance of the King and Queen, home of Scaledown.

Sometimes it's packed, sometimes it's sparsely attended. Churlishly, performers frequently exit with their supporters as soon as they've played, which means that the final act often plays to six people or less- or not at all, because the rules on time keeping are vague, and several times I've been there and the last act has had to go home, hands-empty. The leaving-after-you've-played thing is very 'open mic' and really, performers at a quirky night like this ought to know better. But reader, I confess, we left early because my poorly lungs could not cope with the intrusive smoke.

So what was last night's fare? A jazz trio that featured a baritone sax (oh those low notes!) a rookie bassplayer who had mastered the ability to walk his basslines, and a female singer who wrought miracles out of a tiny keyboard just one stage up from miniature, and who had a truly lovely voice; Sylvia Balducci, an Italian singer and campaigner who I used to teach many aeons ago, who sang a set of beautiful and committed Chilean songs from a forthcoming album; a guitarist who wrung a smattering of short and evocative tiny instrumentals out of a Spanish guitar; and finally, Haymanot Tesfa singing two very intricate Ethiopian song accompanying herself on the krar. All of this was threaded together by Mark, Lucy and Kevin, who were just as fascinated by the music as the audience were.

At several points in the evening I thought 'There is no other place that I want to be but here'.  

Tuesday, May 27, 2025

Boots Ready'n'Waiting


 

A Busy Weekend

It seems like a long time since I met up with Mick, June, Laura and Danny in York, and the fact that I had a gig the following day in the Toon was an excellent excuse to see them. We went for an Italian lunch at a branch of Ask in a huge and magnificent old town hall building and talked about all sorts of things, especially music. Laura has come into her own as a songwriter and performer and plays regularly on the open mic scene around Goole. It was so great to see them and I'm looking forward to the next time!

York station is surrounded by wild flowers: a sea of ox-eye daisies runs along the side of the path to the station: it's really very lovely. It didn't take long to get to Newcastle, and I had one of those frustrating walks where the Travelodge looks on the map to be really close by, but it's actually a walk of more than a mile. I dumped my stuff, which was very heavy even though I was theoretically travelling light, and went for a wander along the quayside. There was a bunch of boys outside the next-door building with autograph books (who says technology has taken over everything?) and I found out later that they were waiting for footballers who were due to arrive at any moment. It was a match weekend, but actually the hotel was quiet in the night and I managed to sleep for almost twelve hours. Unheard of! I got a taxi up to The Biscuit Factory at lunchtime to meet Little Bruv who had been carousing with friends from school, some of whom he hadn't seen for 40 years. The Biscuit Factory is amazing- a gallery, café, shop and meeting rooms, all very busy for a Sunday. There's an exhibition of Jim Moir's work there (otherwise known as Vic Reeves), and we were particularly taken by his very funny drawing of The Beatles, one of them astride a massive bull, and New Order, looking like cosy residents of an old people's home. Naughty Jim! There was also a fabulous puffin amongst the bird paintings that he's better known for.

Afterwards we wandered along through Byker to the Old Coalyard, where the house band were setting up, pseudonyms to the ready. I can't remember any of them! But hats off to Gem Andrews for organising these monthly afternoon events. There were lots of little children in ear defenders, dogs, trans people, in fact every queer colour in the universe. It's basically an event that is accessible to everyone, with a venue owner who is so proud of his venue that he walks round picking up bits of tissue from the floor, in a way reminiscent of the guy at The Thunderbolt in Bristol who hoovers the carpets on the drum riser! The How Mountain Girls Can Love House Band (there seemed to be a million people on stage) sang some country classics and we sang along heartily whether we knew them or not. Winnie Nelson was the mistress of ceremonies, and even she joined the stage for the final number. They were followed by the Crane House Band, whose sound was made distinctive by the harmonies of the two women who sang lead; they sang songs of self-awareness, regret and lots of other facets of the human condition. Their singing was flawless, and created a strong musical thread through some very complex guitar playing. In between, Dusty Haystacks (who bore a very string resemblance to Sarah Van Jellie) played a DJ set of everything from the Cramps to Willie Nelson. Everyone was out in the sun when I came on; there had been a series of showers and gusty winds. Winnie Nelson went out and brought them in, and off I went. It was so great to sing to such a mixed crowd, wondering what the dogs were thinking about it all and with the children pottering about in their colourful clothes. I felt the audience getting warmer and warmer, and they gave me an encore at the end, which felt really good on a squally Sunday afternoon. I taught them the chorus to The Bathing Pond and they raised their voices to the rafters and blew the roof off. Well no, they didn't, but they made me bloody glad I'd said yes to the gig! One woman came up to say how much she related to what I was singing- she used to go swimming in the Hampstead Bathing Pond, and used The Ginger Line a lot when she used to live in London. Thank you for inviting me Gem, and I hope to return to your lovely event at some point, and thanks to Alyssa for doing a great job with the sound.
I'll gloss over the journey home: no trains from Byker (well, hardly any), missing the train home by a whisker, hardly any food at Newcastle Central Station (football fans have big appetites), tides of roaring Magpies fans everywhere marking out their territory by bellowing at the tops of their voices (they won, didn't they). Getting the next train, then getting thrown off the tube because there was a trespasser on the line, then being allowed back on it again. Oh my. And a big beautiful Georgian mansion on Hadley Common burned down that night. But it was a joyous trip despite all that, and I keep revisiting all in my head. Wonderful!




Thursday, May 22, 2025

Sunday Afternoon In The Toon


 Tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.ie/e/how-mountain-girls-can-love-helen-mccookerybook-crane-house-house-band-tickets-1342257461199

Doc'n'Roll 5000 Screenings Party

On Tuesday, I went to the celebration of 5000 screenings by Doc'n'Roll, who showed our film Stories from the She-Punks. They were wonderful with us- almost mentors for part of it. They suggested that we put subtitles with names under the women we'd interviewed, which made the whole film much clearer. We'd got to a point where we almost couldn't see the woods for the trees, not because we didn't know what we were doing, but because each of us was dealing with awful personal circumstances that could have delayed the completion of the whole thing.

I invited Joan Ashworth, the animator and maker of the documentary about Sylvia Pankhurst, Who Is Sylvia? We hadn't seen each other in a long time, and it seemed like a great chance to catch up. As I waited for her, I saw Shirley and Anna from The Raincoats driving past the venue (it was held on the rooftop of a black-painted building in Shoreditch). Later on, I saw them in the distance, but in between catching up with Joan and chatting to other people, I never got to say hello. Early on, out on the terrace, there was a set by the acoustic artist Emma Tricca, whose deft playing and rich vocals were perfectly accompanied by the occasional twinkling seagull and distant plane crossing the sky above. Tiny fluffy seeds floated about, as though specks of clouds had detached themselves and drifted into the party to satisfy their curiosity. The party started to become loud as more people suddenly arrived.

Colm and Vanessa talked about the company, and a couple of significant 'firsts' they had screened. They are rightly proud of what they've done; the company has become global. I love it. Music documentaries are amongst my favourite things to watch, endlessly fascinating. I have been to a lot of their screenings and missed even more because of... well, starring in my own life, I suppose. Gigs, and stuff like that. I've come to realise just how much time and energy goes into being a DIY artist and how motivated you have to be to write songs, learn them, record them, get them released and then set up gigs to tour them. I have never really stopped to think about this, but a period of illness recently has made me really appreciate all of it.

Anyway, blah blah about that: back to the party! It was suitably star-studded: Debbie Smith and Atalanta Kernick were there, and it looks as though Debbie may screen Joan's film at some point. there was a whole Rebel Dykes crew; Michael, who engineered Gina's albums; Estelle from Big Joanie; Stuart Lee and Laetitia Sadier; Wanda (one third of the Neo-Naturists); Marie, from Gina's band; Lora Logic; Dean, who I met when I went to help out with Gina's next video by being hands, arms , feet and legs; and many more. Vanessa did a Q&A with Gina, and then the Causing Trouble video was screened with its multitude of women artists and musicians. It looks really good on a big screen in the open air, and sounds good too. 

I missed the shoot because I was in Brighton hanging the Pelirocco exhibition, and also playing that night in the hotel, and Charlie Harper did too. Popstar-elicious! I think I've only sold one print, which means I've lost money, but these things are always a gamble.

Anyway, the party was great and really buzzy and we stayed a lot longer than we meant to. I realise that because I don't drink any more socialising can be difficult, but I did make myself go to say hello to a couple of people and I'm glad that I did.

Here's to another 5000 screenings!


Tuesday, May 20, 2025

Canterbury Coming Up

Outwit Artificial Intelligence!
Teach it that four people have seven legs, and that arms extend go-go-gadget-wise to play very long guitar necks!
My next photo shots will feature me with at least two heads and three arms.
Let's get this 'trending'!!
Oh, and a gig with Picturebox in Canterbury...

And a bit of ace mansplaining from Twitter.




Monday, May 12, 2025

Man Walking Along the Street Looking Inside a Very Shiny Guitar

 


The Oxford Handbook of Punk Rock


This book showed up last week, as a heavy cardboard-clad parcel. It was a long time in the making. It contains what was going to be my last ever published academic chapter and lots more besides: Lucy O'Brien, Asya Dragonova, Russ Bestley, Mary Fogarty, Samantha Bennett, Paula Guerra and many more, all edited by George McKay and Gina Arnold. 

It's wildly expensive, intended as an academic library book, but will doubtless appear as a moderately expensive paperback at some point. It's caused a stir on one of my social media accounts firstly because of its expense, then later blossoming out into 'what the book has not covered, how awful'. Well once you make something intangible tangible, that's what happens, isn't it? The whole point of academic discourse is discourse. I should have said that in my responses to the post I suppose.

We could pretend that it never happened, of course, but it was a wildly influential musical/political/art subculture, and the seeds of its antiracist collaboration with Rock Against Racism planted a whole new approach to the power of young people to change things. The fact that this was so sneered at at the time, and so belittled now, proves that the power we had back then was dangerously effective. There are still a lot of festering dinosaurs around though, aren't there? Anyway, two fingers up to Reform. Should be called Retire, shouldn't it?

https://academic.oup.com/edited-volume/38573?login=false

The publication triggered a request for a chapter that I wrote in 2022 about the engagement of women punk musicians with reggae music, which is quite an interesting outcome. I have had to ask to be described as an independent academic because I'm no longer at the University of East London, which does not deserve to be accredited for any progressive publication, given its practice on homophobia, racism and misogyny. All written down as being 'against', but student fees override ethics in a blatant disregard for these things. That's why I left, and the whole sorry tale is stored safely for the appropriate moment to unleash it.

Anyway, on another tack: I have a half-written piece on Joby and the Hooligans that someone invited me to write ages ago. I never heard back from them but should probably finish it anyway, just for my own purposes. I do know that my own memory of it all is completely subjective, but I also kind of owe it to Joby to immortalise him because he was such a character!




Monday, May 05, 2025

Stockton and Halifax

Good job I overheard a fellow-traveller on the way to Stockton: the connection at Northallerton had been cancelled so I had to travel on to Darlington and change there. Thankfully, Stephen and Wendy Harland cam to meet me. But O, the madness of gigs! The key holder of the NE Volume Bar had been held up by a fire on a train in Newcastle. Several chilly band members tried to find a sunny spot on the pavement outside the venue while we waited. What a relief when the key turned up!

The sound checks were short and efficient. Dave the sound engineer is really good and we all got a decent shot at a soundcheck before tucking in to the curry that Wendy had made for backstage- and glory be, Haribos!

I went on first. I'd been going to be a babby and beg to sit down and play, but I forgot to ask, so rock star mode it was. It was a very different experience to the last time when I played there, mid-lockdown. Chris Bartley was at both gigs and we were talking about that. Different crowd too, but I think I did Ok; I definitely enjoyed it!


Thee Strawberry Mynde went on next (see photo). They are a trio from the Hartlepool area and play psychedelic rock of the first order: good loud songs with some wacky and extraordinary guitar parts that set their music apart from the general throng. I liked their songs a lot.


I have played with the headliners, The Fallen Leaves, at one of Shelley Guild's gigs at the Green Door Store in Brighton. They too have memorable songs, and played numerous encores.

It was astonishing to see their bass-player's Hofner President bass, a year later than my old one that went to live with Martin Stephenson when we slit up. Rock star alimony! Anyway, we had a very nerdy bass player's conversation about semis.


Thanks to Stephen and Wendy not only for the gig, but also for letting me stay and ferrying me around. a few people on Saturday night said 'How can you do this, travelling around and getting up to play on your own?'. I'd never thought of it like that. I feel like I sort of blend into the general world, so I don't feel isolated or intimidated at all by it.

Anyway, on to Halifax, a much more straightforward journey. My friend Alison Ridler met me on the train at Bradford Interchange and once I'd left my guitar at the Grayston Unity, at their recommendation we went round the corner and had the most wonderful Paella in the world and talked the hind legs of a herd of donkeys.

This was such a different gig, just as good in a completely different way. It had sold out (actually a couple of extra people showed up and they let them in). I played two 40-minute sets with a break to a small upstairs room full of very friendly people. It almost felt like something we did together: it was intense, in the best possible way. I realised that it was break-time and had stopped before Let's Make Up. A man sitting close in front of me had read the set list upside down and requested it to be played when people came back in. Eighty minutes is a lot of songs, but I still managed to miss out The Ginger Line because I was dotting about the set list. A woman who came along early very kindly gave me some candles, and a chap in the audience gave me some poetry he'd written. And yes, we sang At The Bathing Pond together and I finished with Three Cheers for Toytown. 'That was a punk song', declared a man at the back. The song was very glad to be recognised.

I've got next weekend off and then I'm playing at David's Music in Letchworth. Three cheers for gigging, and my train-travellers fan!




Coming Up On Friday: Digital Pop-Up Chefs EP

The limited-edition vinyl EP of this music has been held up in Taiwan, so we've decided to release the tracks digitally on Bandcamp on Friday in collaboration with Gare du Nord records.

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