Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Plastic Bag Trees

I don't know why we are worrying about global warming; some plants are doing very well in the current climate: in particular, plastic bag trees. Rather like the urban fox, they are flourishing in built up areas, no matter how desolate; their branches are festooned with bumper crops of billowing plastic bags, while beneath them the ground is strewn with their fruits, a truly miraculous harvest.

1 comment:

Helen McCookerybook said...

Yes, I did know that. The witches pick them, wear them for a month then put them back. They miraculously restore themselves to their original state, all ready to be worn again the next month.
Many people do not know this. Please keep it to yourself.
H McC