The dancing ferrets

'Have you ever done this before?'
'No'
The music started..
The two women put the six ferrets down, and straight away they shot off to the back of the stage, the side of the stage, the front of the stage, with the two women panicking, trying to collect them up. a fluffy thing on a stick tucked into the back of their jeans, to wave at the ferrets and make them dance.

I started laughing, and laughing, and laughing, and laughing until my back ached and I had to mop up the tears with a paper hanky.

The next day, I started thinking about it on the bus, and had to stop because I started quaking with laughter and I didn't want the other passengers to become alarmed.