We were walking through Hoxton, through a tide of young bearded men, many with bikes.
We fantasised about an app they have on their laptops that repels females by emitting an almost inaudible repelling-signal.
In the mating season, they switch it off until the business is done, aiming to attract young women who love coding- but who also bake cupcakes.
Feminists, perhaps (it's very trendy to be one of those).
Later in life, they will settle down with the perhaps-feminists in the hope that they'll forget about the coding bit and just make cupcakes; and the beardy-mans will go out hunting, slaying startups with their mighty htmls!