Two Dogs

Dog One was waiting for its owner outside the supermarket (that's not its tail: it's the lead tied to the wall from a funny angle). What a drama queen! Look at that desperately sad face!
Dog Two is the naughty dog at Bargain Buys, the best shop in Barnet, that sells everything, and if not, an imaginitive compromise. 
Dog Two had a toy sweeping-brush that it had chewed to bits: it's sticking its toy up a customer's posterior in an attempt to get the man to play tug-of-war. The customer is trying to be a polite customer and not yell at the dog, while simultaneously trying not to look like a fool in front of other customers (me), and also trying to be a customer and buy something.