Cold

It's so cold that when you go outside, your eyes squirt out water like waterpistols.
The clothes in the back yard got a reprieve from the chill, and the fluttering exercise band from Finchley Memorial Hospital Physiotherapy Department that's tied to the kitchen door-handle did too, after indicating that here was a Force Ten gale blowing through the back door. Sealed in by draught strip, it's back-to-back Vera from now until bedtime. Chow.