Saturday, November 05, 2011

Coach 'V'

On a train journey, the woman seated next to me had a deep, rich and germy cough. I discreetly turned away, but across the aisle a young woman with a rose-red nose sniffled sadly. In the next block of seats, a man sneezed loudly from time to time.
Martin wondered if this was a special coach for people with viruses to share, coach 'V', rather like coach 'B', 'the quiet coach'.
Given the propensity of viruses to mutate, I wonder what sparkling new disease we could have created on a six-hour journey?

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:34 pm

    Given the fact that you did'nt have tickets for the journey, should'nt you have sat on the roof of the train!
    Sorry Helen

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  2. THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBERS!3:37 pm

    It was 1963 and the train stopped at Bridego Bridge where 1 million quid was off-loaded by Ronnie Biggs & his henchmen!

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  3. A TICKET INSPECTOR SIAD:3:40 pm

    FARES PLEASE, FARES PLEASE, FARES PLEASE. What ticket)s) did you possess for the journey?
    or did you have an annual-Rail Card!

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  4. Anonymous3:42 pm

    Was this the Orient Express or just the daily commute to/from work Sorry!

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  5. paulG4:33 am

    Oh No, not the Intercity Virus!
    Was it the Northbound Train?

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