Hats

It's a serious issue with this teasy weather.
I have the perfect rainy-weather hat, but inside it says 'Do not wear in rainy weather'.
I have a sun-hat that says it is made of paper and will dissolve when wet (the sun just came out for five minutes).
Wooly hats will sponge up as much drizzle as they can.
I guess it's gonna be a supermarket bag, rolled up and inverted.
Thank God the Offsprogs have gone to their Nan's for the day!

I am going on a secret mission today. Tell you when I get back.