Monday, May 02, 2011

I make these jokes up, you know. That is why they are so awful; but they make me laugh when I make them up.
Martin told my cat joke in Bristol on Friday and everyone groaned, so he blamed me!
Cat joke: What do cats use to mow the grass? A Lawnmeower.
Ha ha!
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2 comments:

  1. monty10:12 am

    Tony Blackburn tells better jokes than you!

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  2. Monty10:14 am

    Have you heard the one about the one-legged, blind, Guitarist? No, neither have i!

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