The Pole

Have I written about this before? I can't remember.
A woman was sitting on the tube holding a large mop with an unfeasibly wide, strong pole.
The tube was crowded, standing room only.
Absolutely every single person that got on lunged towards the pole and clasped it, thinking it was the handrail designed to help them to keep steady as the tube lurched about.
The poor woman had to endure a series of embarrassed mini-conversations for her entire journey as people hopped on and off at different stops.
Wot a larf!