More About Bins, Mysteriously

I bought a new wheelie bin from the Council for fifty quid last week.
There was another new one on the front path today.
The old one come back, rejuvenated?
Yet another new one from the Council?
Someone trying to help?
What do I do?
Phone the Council?
Steal the second bin and try to get a refund for the first one?
Nothing?
Start selling bins on eBay?
Meanwhile, when I got back last night some tosser had spread the contents of both bins, dry messy bin and splodgy smelly food'n'green waste bin, all over my neighbour's drive, which I had to clear up in the freezing dark at 10 o'clock before they came back.
I think I'l go and live on Mars.