I was watching this awful programme with Toyah Wilcox and Leslie Ash. Toyah was talking about jaw lines and how she has had her facial skin dragged up behind her ears and sewn there in order to rediscover her jaw line. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since!
How horrible. But she said it made her look so much younger!
I went to the mirror, and dragged my skin up behind my ears, and lo! there was my jaw line!
I hit upon a fantastic wheeze, and a way of saving the thousands of pounds and the months of agony incurred by a facelift.
Now, whenever I approach the mirror, I drag my skin up behind my ears and I look ten years younger.
As soon as I walk away and I can't see myself any more, I let it drop back down into its usual comfortable folds.
Bingo!
It's a shame Toyah hadn't pulled it all the way up, so her mouth wouldn't open. Around the time of the recording of 'It's a Mystery', for example.
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