Monday, September 25, 2006

Jokes for Guitarists

Look away now please if you are not a guitarist.
What do you call a guitar-playing horse?
Trotty Moore.
What do you call a guitar-playing chicken?
Cluck Berry.
What do you call a guitar-playing sheep?
Baa Diddley.
Sorry.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ok, a sax-playing piggie - Charlie Porker.

Possibly accompanied by the happiest man in jazz - Smiles Davis, or the first Native American trumpeter - Fats Navajo