Helen McCookerybook

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Apologies for bad spelling this morning- I got up at 6 because there was no equipment at work to uas and I had to drive here this morning to...

What an interesting series that was; it struck a lot of chords with me because of the after-school songwriting workshops I was doing with Da...

Don't worry, it wasn't their faces, just their bodies and paws. They sat on the machine. Speaking of faces, I'm wearing Dan Dare...

This evening (protecting their eyes from the UV, of course) I photocopied the cats. They liked it because of being stroked. One of them got ...

I have started doing 50 skips each morning, out in the foggy dew with the spiders and their beaded webs, with Blogger looking on, puzzled. T...

I can't. I have had a stupidly difficult two weeks during which I discovered I have accidentally been plundering my own savings and now ...

Look away now please if you are not a guitarist. What do you call a guitar-playing horse? Trotty Moore. What do you call a guitar-playing ch...

If this computer crashes one more time I will change my name to Celia Crashfingers by deed poll. Yesterday was Bruv's annual party and J...

I have been working as a tutor for a student songwriting festival organised by Mykaell Riley (used to be percussionist for Steel Pulse, and ...

Ever had a day when everything has gone wrong? There's no money in the bank? Someone shoves their supermarket trolley at you and then sa...

It was such a sunny day yesterday- I went to work and sat at lunchtime watching the planes landing and taking off; realised they do both in ...

Thank you Mike, you have found my blog for me and you are a genius! I've just been to sort out the mixes for Suburban Pastoral, and I...

Daddy, baby, mummy? Mummy, daddy, baby? Baby, daddy, mummy? Daddy, mummy, baby? Mummy, daddy, baby? Baby, mummy, daddy? Baby! Baby! Baby! Oh...

Talking of the Docklands Light Railway, I have a sewing machine that I can't use because it's so frightening. I got it out once, and...