... for a young white woman to stride through Stratford station this morning wearing a fleece emblazoned with the words 'Oxford University Pistol Club'.
So black people shoot guns and posh white people shoot pistols, and all's well with the world.
Reminds me of a few years ago when, in the middle of one of the many furores about gun crime, a student went to do work experience for Radio Essex in a shopping centre.
There, the Army were doing a PR exercise where they were letting really young boys (the student thought, under 5) hold machine guns and the like.
Perhaps they were friendly guns, and perhaps these are friendly pistols.