Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Beware: Teddies!

It's a hazardous job, replenishing teddies in the grab-a-teddy machine. The Teddy Replacer spent many a minute deciding which teddies should go into the machine, and which ones should remain in the black bin bag he had brought with him.
As a reflection(sic) of the risks of his occupation, he wears fluorescent protective workwear, with thick sleeves in case one of those seemingly placid little fellas delivers a nasty nip when he's not looking.

6 comments:

Sarah said...

That's funny! I wonder what the job description says.

Monty said...

On Mondays subject of "Spy's & Spying" you forgot to mention Britains greatest Spy: 007 Mr James Bond (Licensed to Kill) a purely fictional character created by author Ian Fleming. Also "A man from UNCLE" David McCallum (Any relation to you!) who was Illya Kuryakin & The invisible man. Not forgetting Anthony Blunt who was a real Spy!

frayedattheedge said...

It's well known that they are vicious little blighters!!

monty said...

HAS THAT "TEDDY FILLER-UPPER" HAD HIS (FREE) FLU JAB, BCG, TETANUS, & DIPTHERIA INJECTIONS!

Monty said...

Has that Teddy "Filler-Upper" had his free: Flu, Tetanus, BCG, Diptheria, Whooping Cough, German Measles Jabs!

Anonymous said...

It's sad cos he looks such a nice young kind man, does he know the Dangers Involved by working with "un-muzzled Teddies" One bite from an Infected Teddy can/may lead to a life threatening illness!