Monday, May 02, 2011

I make these jokes up, you know. That is why they are so awful; but they make me laugh when I make them up.
Martin told my cat joke in Bristol on Friday and everyone groaned, so he blamed me!
Cat joke: What do cats use to mow the grass? A Lawnmeower.
Ha ha!


monty said...

Tony Blackburn tells better jokes than you!

Monty said...

Have you heard the one about the one-legged, blind, Guitarist? No, neither have i!