This afternoon, the Desperado Housewives gathered to plot and plan their next excursion, an unplugged night at the Perseverance on the 18th of May.
We have invented a fictitious neighbourhood which we are going to explore in songs, introducing you to our neighbours, all of whom we disapprove of unstintingly. What are the suburbs for, if not meanness?
All that thinking exhausted us and we sat afterwards like used teabags, barely able to raise a smile or a sarcastic quip.
But it was worth it.
I hope you are coming.
It is a Tuesday night and it will cost £5 and £3, and I will remind you again closer to the time.