Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Protection; a McCookerybook Version of Sun Tzu

Want to know absolutely the best way to silence a person who is ranting at you full throttle about you shortcomings?
Draw yourself up to maximum height and beyond and sneer, 'My face, your arse!'.
In my experience this can take a full half-hour for them to work out through the red mist of anger, by which time, of course, you have retired to a place of calm and security!

1 comment:

Sarah said...

Have you actually done this? I will try to remember it next time I am being ranted at. What does it mean? I will have to think about it too!